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Album
officialy released in February 2002 and then re-released every week since then... Check out such memorable
hits as : "Loving Online" , "But Wait There is More",
"Natural Guy" .. but that's not all, the hits just keep on
coming ... and if you act within the next thirty minutes you
will be that much closer to owning this music jewel (I like
that - "music jewel")... You can listen to all songs
right here ... WOOHOOO ! .. To purchase CD click on the SHOP
button at the top of the page ... or here.
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Click
here to download the lyrics to all songs from this album (in
PDF format)
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Click on the song name above to
listen. All songs
on the album with brief descriptions are listed below.
Lyrics to all songs are provided by clicking on "Lyrics"
link ( duhh .. ) |
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Loving Online : 
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This
song talks about two people meeting on the Internet. They are insecure
initially about themselves and over expectant of the other person
.. but love has its strange ways ... After getting to really know
each other they connect ... and live happily ever after ....
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Exact Directions : |
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This
is an account of what I go through to visit my girl that lives in
another part of town. Driving anywhere in Los Angeles can be very
tedious due to overwhelming traffic ... by the way ... these directions
are real and based on actual events ... Watch out for this song.
It's very catchy.
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Natural Guy : |
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While
I was taking a shower one day I imagined what it would be like to
stop showering, shaving and taking care of hygienic needs. I would
become a Natural Guy.... Now all I need is a natural girl... When
I played this song to a friend of mine, he immediately said " Hey,
is this song about Bob?" .. I guess people can relate ...
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But Wait There is
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Infomercial
spoof. It's hard to listen to this song without a smile appearing
on your face. I will try to sell you the perfect product, it's amazing,
doesn't stick, scratch or burn, this offer is not sold in stores,
act now take the challenge.....
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The Band of Five Me's
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I
am forming my own boy band in this song. With the advent of computers,
music software and video special effects, I am presenting myself
as all five members, singing all the parts and trying to fool the
public into believing that this is a real boy band....
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Come Another Time :
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You
work on your project, your act, your song for a long time putting
forward all of your efforts. You search for your five minutes of
fame. When encountering the decision maker they tell you how you
are great and how you are wonderful, but you need to work on it
a bit more and please "Come Another Time"...
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Suburban Musician : |
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A
song about musicians that have regular lives in the suburbs and
cannot relate to all the suffering and drama in many of today's
songs as well as in the rock classics..... Each verse contains a
title of a well known song. Suburban Musician analyzes each of these
songs ...
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Kelly 90210 : |
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This
song is a dedication to Kelly from the TV show "Beverly Hills 90210".
The song was created when the TV show came out in the early nineties.
It is one of my personal favorites and I wanted to include it in
this album ...
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Nine : |
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My
head is crammed with instances of number nine in society since everything
you buy these days and anything that is advertised has nines in
the price. I thought I might as well write a dedication song about
nines. 99% of the lyrics of this song are the word "nine"...
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Piece of Chocolate
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An
ode to all people that like to eat and all waiters out there trying
to serve picky customers ... sort of a "sing along" song
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Techno Santa Claus
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Atmosphere
at the dance club is boring until Techno Santa Claus and Rudolph
suddenly appear roaring down the fire escape. Techno Santa Claus
cheers everyone on, drinks, dances and in the end after a big surprise
everyone receives presents ... how cool is that ...
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