Hey Mr.Waiter won't you help me please
I'd like some butter and some extra cheese
Some cream of wheat with bacon would be just neat

A bit more bread and tad more dressing
Here comes the gravy , oh what a blessing
The steak looks great, I think I'll order eight (ounces)

And then ... Hit it maestro ...

Piece of chocolate, piece of cake
Oh I don't wanna get a belly ache
So pour another soothing drink for me
Or two or three ... Yes indeed ...

Hey Mr.Waiter just a few more things
A slab of ribs and some chicken wings
The fries are swell, Some more of them as well

Tortillas are great, could you warm them up
Sauce d'jour, just another cup
Oops I dropped my fork , please rescue my piece of pork ...Thank you

And then ... Hit it maestro ...

some desert now , let's see what I could use...
baked Alaska, some lemon mousse
some baklava and a few chocolate crepes,
8 cream puffs and 9 cheesecakes,
....and an extra slice of apple pie please .. thank you …