My girlfriend and I were looking for a system
Some proven relationship improvement wisdom
Deliberations were serious and long
We decided to pursue – the duck tape bond – the duck tape bond

Now we’ll summarize
Listen up and memorize

We really stick to each other
We’ve got a firm grasp
We’ll stay bound forever
This is something that will last
We are closer than ever
We’ve never been this strong
We recommend to you
The duck tape bond – the duck tape bond

We read the instructions
Satisfaction guaranteed
These are the results
How you too can succeed

Now we’ll summarize
Listen up and memorize

We really stick to each other
We’ve got a firm grasp
We’ll stay bound forever
This is something that will last
We are closer than ever
We’ve never been this strong
We recommend to you
The duck tape bond – the duck tape bond