i was walking and i tripped … and it was so funny that people around me laughed .. and i laughed too, but not because it was funny, but because i was trying to act like everyone else around me, i looked around at the people laughing around me and laughed, i laughed loudly at moments, i laughed a sad sad laugh … ok then, i laughed .. and left as fast as i could

so ten people want me to do ten things at once, that’s not possible … i can only do one thing right now, whom shall i placate … oh, i know … no one … wouldn’t want to get anyone get in a better mood than the rest … ha ha ha … equal dissatisfaction

Snorkeling is like 90% hassle, then 9.9% trying to stay alive and bobbing around and then the rest is really enjoyable. And usually when you decide to go snorkeling it is windy and cold and the water is murky … so much for snorkeling

this is what i am going to do .. instead of buying coffee, i will hang out at the sugar/cream counter and right when people want to dump their excess coffee, i will have them pour it into mine … it’s a sure winner

Q : Do you use facebook?

A: No

Q : Do you use twitter?

A: No

Q : Do you use digg?

A: No

Q : What do you use?

A: Fancy Schmancies

ereh

mowing the lawn, lowing the mawn, moaning the loan, loaning the loan, owing the loan

oops, I am in debt trouble again … and I was just mowing the lawn to start with

When I get comments on posts on this site that states that the posts are informative and well written, I immediately know that it is spam. Totally.

Definition:

It’s a place that children leave crying.

all of the devs that I spoke to said it would be to hard to do … and too difficult .. not sure if they were referring to a personal trait or just difficulty in creating this app … it would have to do everything, maybe that’s where I lost them