There is a paragraph, a statement, a realization, a blah blah, etc. and then I say: “I like that” or “I like it” or ” I like that one”  … What’s up with that? …  I like the fact that I am analyzing my previous posts. Shows my professionalism and my dedication. I like that too.

I wonder if it is possible to type in your sleep. That would be interesting reading. The subconscious chronicles with random sets of jumbled letters when your head hits the keyboard. I do like the title The Subconscious Chronicles.

You can :

• ask the Google
• ask your coder friends
• pay someone to provide you with the answer
• suffer long and hard and try to figure it our yourself wasting days and weeks, perhaps months

I like the last one a lot.

Pretty major news here. Let’s wait for the big stations to take this headline and make it huge … In other news, Madonna falls of horse too.

here’s what’s cool

Shining a flashlight up at your face in a dark room. Do this in front of a mirror. Awesome. I am pretty sure it hasn’t been done before. You should try it.

Actually, there is no Two Headed Puppy Customer Service Division. And the reason is rather simple. In order to have a Customer Service Division you need customers which is beyond the grasp of  Two Headed Puppy Enterprises. If we had just one customer, we could create “A Customer Service Division”. It would be dedicated to that one customer. If business doubled and we had two customers, then it would be a full blown Two Headed Puppy Customer Service Division – to handle all of the customer requests. Then, there would be reason enough to try to contemplate outsourcing it.

The puppy says: woof

Two Headed Puppy says: woof woof

duh!

Definition:

Number of times anyone has ever attempted to stain their own furniture after buying it as unfinished.