They (the posts) are a bit dry and a bit raspy, if you know what I mean. I am just not sure where to place the humidifier. Would it be in the room where the posters operate or just on the web page? By posters I mean people who write the posts. Set it to max and see what happens. I can get a humidifier for a good price now during the after holiday sales.

Yeah. Ok, I understand. Like what Two Headed Puppy is in the world of entertainment, Doubletree is in the hotel world. We’re like associated on some level somehow. We understand each other. Two Headed Puppy makes such great contributions to the entertainment arena and I sure Doubletree does to the lodging industry. Word Doubletree !

I need a cookie cutter in shape of a cookie, fast. Someone please help me. They come in all shapes and sizes but there is not one that is in the shape of a cookie. Argghh. Just e-mail me with the store name etc. Thanks!

Can’t find it online. I’ve been to the local electronics stores and they do not have them either. I have a special project that requires this kind of connector. Yeah. Anyways ….

My slippers have not been in the best shape lately. They were hanging together by the slightest little thread. I used a type of magic glue to bind together the parts that were coming off. This meant that many parts of my slippers were now glued together by a type of magic glue. It worked really well, for about ten minutes. Then my slippers fell apart again. Therefore, with a great sadness I must inform anyone that has seen me in those slippers that those slippers are no more. They are going to slipper heaven. I believe that they lead a good life on my feet. I took care of them and provided a warm nurturing environment for them. I tried to save my slippers today but the slippers wanted the other way …

I’m tired of reading between the lines. I can never find anything there. Everyone says, “You have to read between the lines!” I do, but nothing is ever there. Just a sort of emptiness. I am sure though that there is something there because all the people would not be seeing it. Well, people see stuff that isn’t there all the time. Just can’t trust people any more. And if I asked someone why people could not be trusted any more, they would probably advise me to read between the lines. Arrghhh! Next time I will write something between the lines and then really have something to read …

At first I was excited to see a Saguaro Cactus (lower case in further text, Latin: Carnegiea gigantea). I have only seen them in movies before. Wow! They are magnificent and so stately. As we kept driving we saw more and more. Millions more. Ok. I have had my fill now. I started imagining what they could be used for (swords for giants, for example). Then  I started wondering how it would feel to sit on one of its branches (prickly certainly). I wondered if you could shave a saguaro cactus. Would it survive in my town? Then we passed by more and more saguaros. I started feeling a bit dizzy and then started throwing up. I could not stand the sight of a frickin saguaro. I had to close my eyes through these saguaro wastelands.  Someone please save me. Luckily, the roads were competely straight in these parts and I made it out safely. The saguaro cacti totally messed with my brain. Some sort of spell. There were so many of them. I still get a bit woozy after seeing one in a magazine or on TV … frickin saguaros … No thank you to saguaros eveywhere!

Sometimes you have to be bigger than yourself. You have to put on your swimsuit and leave your hotel room. Take the elevator, walk out in front and use the resort pool. Once you do, you will be happy that you did it. You will mention it for years to come. The resort pool will not be an adversary any more. There will, however, be a slight additional challenge that you will have to face. The trip back to your room in your wet swimsuit and I can’t help you with that …