“Crispy and Crunchy have been the best of friends since early childhood. Now that they are entering their teenage years they will face new challenges. They might compete for the same girl. They might not make it to the same sports team. They might drift apart … Someone in their environment will for sure always want more of Crispy while others will want more of Crunchy. They will argue about the meaning of life, about who is more real. Is it Crunchy or Crispy who will come out as victor? Will someone else take their spotlight away? Will Chewy and his gang who are always harassing everyone conflict with them? It will be a challenging time but together they will make it through even the biggest grievances. ‘Cause they are buddies, Crispy and Crunchy, and inseparable at that.”

This is just a synopsis. It’s a screenplay that I have worked on and already got some committments on. Everyone I’ve showed this to loves it.

To pronounce the simple word art in a British accent do the following:

Open your mouth half way as if to start to say art. Then, start saying the a sound and do not stop. The secret is to say the a sound for a few seconds and then quickly cut it off with a t sound. It would look something like this:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

There you go. Now you can fool everyone into thinking you are British. Until the next time.

• They will start talking in a monotone, slow, deep and sleepy voice.
• Every time they speak, they will first say their name and where they are located. (?!?)
• They will ask you for money over and over again, repeating over and over again the amazing improvements to your life that came about since you had them. They will ask you for money all the time but it will still feel awkward in each instance.
• They will want news on the hour, every hour from you. If you have nothing, then just repeating old news will make them happy.
• They will want you to become part of the group called “parents like them” which is a group of parents that listen to NPR with their children.
• They will beg you for tickets to Prairie Home Companion no matter what the cost. At the same time they will snicker and belittle High School Musical, your secret favorite.
• Their sense of humor will be irreparably impaired.
• They will have a Garrison Keillor poster in their room and his tattoo secretly inked somewhere on their body.
• You won’t be able to buy their opinion, unless it’s with donations from huge corporations.
• They will spend their childhood constantly worried about thousands of grave issues threatening our planet. They will want you to do something about it and all you want to do is finish the current Deal or No Deal episode.
• They will be able to name all conflicts in the world: alphabetically, chronologically, by region, and more. You will have to quiz them on this per their request.
• Even when they are excited, they will talk in this calm but fluttery voice. Their Disney and Nickelodeon friends will at the same time scream, drool and shake their heads uncontrollably.
• They will love you more than ever but in a more profound and intellectual way.

Whut?

Because then if I ran for political office everyone would vote for me because it’s so in vogue to do that now. I would also change my first name to Eco. Both of those are real names and sound real too. They sound like their origin draws from some Romance Language names. Vote for Eco Solar. No one could resist that.

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The new chain will be called “Red Robster”

It could work … They might like it … Two heads for the price of one.

As the Thesaurus at reference.com has it, here are some synonyms to the term : puppy

animal, canine, coxcomb, dandy, dog, fop, pup, whelp

so, in order to create two headed puppy from these you would just add “two headed” in front of any of the above

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no it isn’t