yes, holloween is finally here

Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me turn on the TV.

I am so much more than that. I am a blogman, blogdude, blogkidatheart, blogadult, blogneveroutofadolescencetype, blogmiddleagedsweetheart, blogperson, bloggod …

In fact there is a saying related to this, written by a well known blogger from a very popular blog … Let me try to remember. Oh yes! Here it is:

“I am very complicated. Simple words do not describe me. Run on sentences do.”

(original quote by two headed puppy)

That way I am ready if someone first tells me some good news, then follows it with some bad news and then I can act all surprised in the end. Clever!

or

If they do not have any bad news I can have my happy face on, then quickly take off the happy and sad face together and be left with the surprised face – because I want to be surprised by their good news. This option is more complicated as you have to be careful to actually take both faces off. You don’t want to have a sad face when someone shares good news with you …

or

This now is the most complicated option. You have to carefully listen to the person telling you something with your hands covering your face. Then, when you need to be surprised, take off the happy and sad face at once which is difficult in itself. This option is the most complicated option because you have to keep your hands over your face during conversation which is weird.

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ok, this has got to stop

Halloween. Is that the city in California where the stars live and make movies? I think that there is a sign above the city (I saw that in the movies) with the letters HALLOWEEN where everyone takes photos. I would love to visit Halloween and visit the stars’ homes. Get one of those maps and drive around. I would also like to find the sidewalk stars on the walk of fame with my favorites and take photos … and also … I would love to place my palms and shoe soles in the same cement where the stars did too … I can’t wait to visit Halloween. I hear it’s sunny all the time there.

Oh! I’m at Macy’s!

Here are some concrete steps and ideas on how to get from poor to rich:

• some sort of GPS device would be nice to guide you from your poverty
• cash to get you started
• a few breaks
• some say education, some say read and some say both
• not going to get rich seminars is a great starter
• IDK, a winning lottery ticket?
• if I knew I would not be typing this

It’s working name (for the product) is : WORXY. It’s totally compatible and cross functional. No adjustments needed. Adaptable, versatile, conformable. Universal, omnipresent, ubiquitous and worldly. WORXY works great.

So, it would be something like: WORXY works in 200 countries around the world, like Kourbisia!