I was walking down the street the other day with my Two Headed Puppy t-shirt on. Then one dude says how cool my shirt is. He was drunk I am pretty certain. I just nodded and kept moving – but I really wanted to go over there and hug and thank him for noticing it and shouting out at me like that … I didn’t … I just kept walking being all faux cool and whatever … Should have hugged him!

“Gosh, I think I met you somewhere before. ”

“My name is not Gosh.”

“Ha Ha Ha. You have that same type of humor. Golly!”

“No. I do not know you and my name is not Golly either.”

“Geez, don’t get testy now! I remember you as testy. ”

“I am not Geez. I have my own name and it’s not Geez! OK?”

“OKee Dokee Finokee Pokee”

“Pokee you in the face if you don’t stop being sooo annoyingly friendly. Get your hands off me … Arrrghhh”

No, YOUR bill is enclosed.

I live very near the Pacific Ocean. In fact many times a day I catch a glimpse of this marvelous body of water either through my car window, when strolling by its shores or perhaps at a nearby cafe.

Only in the past month have I realized that, if I can see it and if I am next to it, I am then experienced at everything about it. I AM a Marine Biologist, or if I wanted to, I could be an expert surfer, captain of a ship, deep sea diver, pleasure boat entertainer, environmentalist and even an off-shore oil driller. I am scurrying now to update my resume as this wealth of experience overwhelms me. I have finally been given an opportunity to do something great with my life.

Living near the Pacific Ocean has given me so much to be thankful for and (as I just learned) so much experience. It’s AWESOME!

This suspension of all Two Headed Puppy campaign work will last throughout the night while Two Headed Puppy sleeps. The suspension will continue night after night until Two Headed Puppy catches up with sleep … (send to press immediately)

Chunky is a master juggler

1. Two Headed Puppy ate my homework.
2. My Two Headed Puppy is sick and I have to take care of him.
3. Today is Two Headed Puppy day.
4. I had to take my Two Headed Puppy to the vet.
5. My car had a flat and Two Headed Puppy was there.
6. There was heavy traffic caused by Two Headed Puppy.
7. Two Headed Puppy told me we had this day off.
8. I have Two Headed Puppy fever.
9. I couldn’t sleep because of Two Headed Puppy’s barking.
10. I am not Two Headed Puppy feeling well.
11. I didn’t have time to do it and Two Headed Puppy was there.
12. Two Headed Puppy told me we had no homework.
13. Two Headed Puppy deleted my files.
14. My computer crashed after Two Headed Puppy touched it.
15. Two Headed Puppy took the car without telling me.
16. Two Headed Puppy didn’t wake me on time.
17. I lost my Two Headed Puppy.
18. Two Headed Puppies got in an argument and I had to separate them.
19. I didn’t hear the alarm beacause Two Headed Puppy slept on it.
20. I had to take Two Headed Puppy to school.

Instructions how to make the “Two Headed Puppy” cocktail:

Pour equal parts:
- Iced Tea
- Sprite (or Siera Mist)

Gently Stir and Enjoy! Pass it on!

Actauly, it is pretty simple:

• word organic appears in the lyrics
• singer has long hair
• the theme is organic (love is usually organic if not toxic)
• the word green is in the lyrics
• it’s been certified as organic by one of the certification agencies for organicness
• if only organic notes were used in production
• if it has a little sticker stating organic, but a real one, no fake stickers can point to real organic songs

Note:

• if the artist claims that the song is organic, then most of the time it isn’t
• if the record company or their PR says that a song is organic, then it never is

If you send me a song or a link to a song I can quickly tell you if the song ir organic or not. I have that gift.

My first steps are to corner the *ental professional market. I will buy used signs from these companies:

- Dental Professionals
- Mental Professionals
- Rental Professionals
- *ental Professionals

Then it will be easy to resell these to each other by just changing the first letter in the sign. Dental can easily become Mental and so on … You get the point … Minimum resources, recycling, green oriented. It cannot fail.