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Archive for August, 2008

DNC’s Denver Fireworks Display Inferior to Beijing’s Olympic Fireworks Display

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

First impressions from DNC’s Denver Convention at the Mile High Stadium are coming in … Commentators are unanimous in their analysis that the fireworks display at the end of the final night was very inferior to the Olympic fireworks display from Beijing. There were less fireworks, they were less colorful, came at wider intervals, not as loud, no footprints through Denver and just were not as impressive … “Olympics 1 : Convention 0″ …Those are just some of the the initial comments coming in … more to follow

London not expensive enough. Organizes Olympic Games to raise prices.

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

During the meeting of all London city officials, a unanimous decision was made to organize the next Olympic Games in London in 2012. This will positively influence the prices as they sure will go up beyond all affordability. The decision was met with broad approval from all city departments.

This same sentiment boiled over to the streets. During a large public meet at London’s Richmond Park, hundreds of thousands of Londoners gathered to protest London’s affordability and reasonable prices. They jeered, cheered, yelled and shouted out repeatedly that London is not expensive enough and that prices must go up. They met the decision to organize the next Olympic Games in London with loud approval and followed it with an all night party. A popular British rock band entertained the masses for a lot of money.

Finally, the city of London can rest. Prices will go beyond all reason by 2012.

When I follow power cables around, it seems like I end up nowhere. I hit the wall each time.

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

I diligently follow the power cable, trace it’s every inch, looking for the source of the POWER. Carefully glide my thumb along the smooth cable surface trying not to skip even a bit. Often I will bring my ear next to the black cable to listen to the hum of electrical energy. Sometimes this journey takes me under tables, behind couches, from room to room, under doors, over the commode. It’s a winding journey though, full of twists, ups and downs and sudden turns. I get really excited about it … However …. This journey does not have a happy ending. Never does. I always end up hitting the wall. The source of the POWER never reveals itself … but I will keep on looking …

a sure way to stay cool on hot days

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

I was flapping my wings all day today trying to stay cool. You should try it. It works.

what if the sun came up at night, would that then technically be day … or night

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

So … What would it be? … I know, I’ve been trying to figure it out in my head for the past few hours. Here’s how I see it. It’s all about “who is stronger” here:

  1. If it is night and the sun comes up and the night is stronger, then, obviously it would be night.
  2. If it is night and the sun comes up and the sun is stronger, then, of course it would be day – but during the night.
  3. If it is night and the sun comes up and they are equally strong, then, obviously, I do not have a solution for that. Perhaps it would be dusk, or sunset, or sunrise or a combination of these …

I know that all of the daylight savings time lovers out there would go berserck if this happened. They would be winding and rewinding their clocks like there’s no tomorrow (would there be a tomorrow then? -> time for another post) … We’d see them on TV with their theories, all wound up -> no pun intended ……….. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

two headed puppy at the Olympics in Beijing

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

If you follow the TV coverage carefully you might notice flashes of two headed puppy at the Olympics in Beijing. Watch carefully. We will post after the Olympics where and when two headed puppy appeared.

I really want a t-shirt printer

Friday, August 8th, 2008

but they are so expensive … It’s not worth spending $10000-$15000 dollars for a t-shirt printer and then print one shirt every few weeks … I want a cheap one





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