crapsicle …. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I was once told that I am a world champion blabbermouth … and that I would win in a blabbermouth world championship … Now, how can I monetize this?

I went to the DMV last Wednesday. I am still there. Just a few more people in front of me.

I wonder how many people will come to this post after searching for this headline on the Internet?

ha ha ha HA HA HA

…. Wait … oh, No … They are here … aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh … stop it … they are abducting me , someone please help … I was just kidding … hey, that hurts ….. I love space and aliens … I am only a cute little puppy … pleeeasseee noooooooooo …. noooooo …. (dead silence) …..

:”:”:”!~!~!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!*********&&&&&*&&&*&*&*&$#$#$::”:”:”::”:
(translation from alien : this two headed puppy is a fool and has paid dearly for doubting us, we will find someone else to contact to influence this year’s presidential election)

You know you are cuckoo when your family is Cuculidae, of near passerine birds.

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When I arrived, he was waiting for me in the conference room. I peeked in there and saw him nervously looking around. I was already twenty minutes late and decided to make him wait a bit more. I am the CEO after all. I have the power. I have the power to make time go slower or faster … Wait, where is my checkbook? Did this guy just steal it? Oh my god, where is it? … Oh, here it is. It was in my pocket. It was in the shirt pocket that’s closest to my heart. I almost called the police … OK, I guess I’ll go in now. I wonder if I can make more money for myself from this guy. If we close the deal I will ask for a small donation for my troubles. I deserve it. I know I do.