I delete so many e-mails every day that I have become an expert. Therefore please hire me. I can delete your e-mails really really well. I am not cheap, but not expensive either.

I was planning on writing a post about a situation in Southern California where one character would say something like, “No, really! There was no traffic!”, but I could not think of such a situation.

I bought a new car but I don’t know how to open the passenger door. Will someone please reply to my message and let me know how to do it. Thanks!

1. Start with : solar power
2. Exchange the first letters : polar sower
3. That sounds like : polar sour
4. There you have it -> proof that there is global warming at the poles -> They are going sour!

…  I may have gone overboard this time. During an interview on a major TV show I blurted out that I am the greatest musician that ever lived. I was caught by all the excitement and the lights and the celebrity interviewers. It was all bigger than me. I may not, after all, be the greatest musician that ever lived. Ok, I know. I made a mistake … They will probably put a video of that on YouTube or something and then mock it to no end …

None of the major news sites have picked up Two Headed Puppy News as a source yet … huh!

It will include transportation, packed lunch, two bathroom stops, thirty minute free time at the birthplace, a lecture from the Two Headed Puppy birthplace and trip back .. stay tuned for more details

…. Hot said to Muggy, “Yo Muggy, check this out.” …. Muggy responded, “Wow dude! Take it easy man Hot!” … just another Hot and Muggy weekend in the city …

Two Headed Puppy creates first antisocial networking tool. In an effort to be the first at the starting gate Two Headed Puppy set the basis of what will become the nucleus around which all antisocial networking apps will gravitate to. Some requirements from the specs:

3.34.22.123 – Disable all networking from your computer

4.23.11.112 – Dim the lights

12.1232.1232.2 – Unplug the telephone

12.1232.1232.3 – Someone’s at the door. Don’t answer.

Two Headed Puppy stock pick for April 2008 is : PICK N PAY STORES (Symbol : PKPYF.PK)

The reason I chose this stock as a pick for April is that it has the word “pick” in the name. This is only logical. My pick is Pick N Pay Stores. It’s my pick, get it? It wasn’t hard to make this pick. I picked it in no time.

More info at their site : picknpay.com