WO! … That was backwards … Dude! … You probably need a mirror to read that. Happy New Year!

I have some indications that the Two Headed Puppy News are being read by political parties and debate teams so I have decided to put together my list of questions for the presidential candidates.

Question 1 : If I, as Two Headed Puppy, made some KoolAid for you, would you drink it?

Question 2 : If I called you “shawty”, what would you think I am saying? Would you be offended?

Question 3 : How come you have never bought a Two Headed Puppy CD? Don’t you like music? Aren’t you therefore distancing yourself from a huge populace that likes music?

Question 4 : Do you want to pet me?

so we were sitting in a restaurant talking about averages the other day … Then my friend CK says, “I’ll bet you that the next person that walks in that door will have more than the average number of legs!” …. brilliant … think about it a bit …

… yeah … Some of the best decisions in my life are results of my flip-flopper approach to life. I may learn some new facts about the issue or I suddenly want to explore a completely new direction of thought … Perhaps the situation changes, or I change … What if I want to change my opinion just for the sake of changing it … I can do that … I am not afraid of being labeled a flip flopper because I am proud to be a flip-flopper. Never would want to be a person who never changes their mind or opinion …. or puppy for that matter

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Australia looks a bit like Two Headed Puppy. There’s this uncanny resemblance that is a bit unnerving to me. Every time I look at the globe it’s RIGHT THERE. It looks like Two Headed Puppy, I’m tellin’ ya. It does. The ears, the feet, the expression, everything … I wonder if I could get the Australian parliament to pay me some sort of royalties for this. Have to check my puppywiki on how to proceed.