There’s this guy in my continuing ed geography class. I can’t figure out where he’s from. He’s either Canadian or Scandinavian. I am having trouble telling the difference between Canadia and Scandinavia. The letters are so similar, it all gets jumbled up in my head. His accent is really funny. I always chuckle when he speaks. I know it’s inappropriate but gosh I can’t help myself … I guess he’s from Canadia then … yeah, must be …. I mean nice guy and all …. I want to visit Canadia some day, maybe when all this terrorist thing has blown over. I’ll go and visit my Canadian friend.

I went to work today with a brown paper bag over my head. No one noticed. I even held a big presentation …. whatever

Tutorial: How do you spell -> tutorial

It is spelled : tee yoo tee oh arrh eye ay ell

end of tutorial.

It hasn’t started snowing in Los Angeles yet this year. Hmm. I think I will sit on my porch and wait for the first snow of the year. I will make myself some popcorn, grab a ham and cheese sandwich and some iced lemonade green tea and wait. Good things come to those that wait. I just have to turn the TV towards the porch and perfect …

Due to the popularity of an earlier cartoon dealing with gherkins (original here), I had to create a tutorial with step by step instructions on how to create a gherkin using Inkscape. See below and/or download the source SVG file here …… You are welcome!

It is pepperoni. I read that somewhere.