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Various
media has been favorable to my music project. Here is what they
have said and written ...
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| January 5, 2007 -
Has Not Been In The Media Lately Magazine |
| Two Headed Puppy has not been in the media lately. Our magazine brings you the top reasons why it hasn't happened (in no particular order): No scandals, no outrageous outtakes, no run-ins with the police, no rehab programs, no public nudity, no nasty relationships, no guest roles on the Food Network, no public intoxication with nasty results, no appearances in the reality celebrity shows, no bad movies with starring roles, no attention-whore moments, no out-of-continent adoptions, no pregnancies, no charity dinners, no compromising videos appearing on the Interweb, no award shows ... nada ... in fact this is the first mention of Two Headed Puppy since the DePressing Magazine blurb way back ... and remember ... If they have not been in the media lately we'll let you know - Take it from us the "Has Not Been In The Media Lately Magazine" |
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| February 1, 2006 -
DePressing Magazine blurb ... |
" .... in this issue we are giving away free Two Headed Puppy CDs to all our subscribers. This music will apparently cheer you up and therefore we have (our manager) decided to take this course of action. Please read the disclaimer before listening to the CD. Please enjoy! ...
Disclaimer: DePressing Magazine cannot take any responsibility for making our subscribers depressed if depression is result of listening to the Two Headed Puppy CD" |
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| November 29, 2005 -
The Really Serious Music Review |
| Excerpts from the recently conducted interview by the senior editor of "The Really Serious Music Review". Interview conducted in a popular local eatery: "So, Mr. Two Headed Puppy, how would you describe ..." ... (the interviewer's eyes suddenly gaze away) ... "Ohhh, look at that shiny little thingy. What is that, oh my god? It's soo shiny! ... Oooohhh, how cute, how totally darling! ... (regaining focus, the interviewer continues after that brief pause) ... "Excuse me, what was your name again?! Puffy? Two Headed Diddy?" ... |
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| October 24, 2005 -
"The Earnest Earnings Report" Magazine |
| ... many companies have been reporting their earnings in the past week ... We caught up with Two Headed Puppy to discuss the earnings for Two Headed Puppy Entertainment ... "so, Mr. Two Headed Puppy, what can you say about past quarter earnings for your company" ... (Two Headed Puppy looks up amused and responds) ..."Earnings?!? What's that?" ... now, on to other press reports .... |
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| October 4, 2005 -
Two Headed Puppy Music Newsletter |
| ... on the topic of CD protection, Two Headed Puppy wants to inform all fans that CDs with Two Headed Puppy music will not include any sort of DRM mumbo jumbo (like apparently Sony BMG and EMI are doing) .... we met up recently with Two Headed puppy and this is what he had to say about this whole episode (dealing with digital rights management, copyrights, etc.): " ... digital blahaha, rights muhaha ... management brewhaha ... blaaaaaaaaaaaa ... protection blaaaaa" ... We hope that other artists will join Two Headed Puppy in making these same statements ... |
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| March 2, 2005 -
"Fibonacci Sequence and Other Secret Codes Magazine" |
| .... " .... it has come to our attention that a most wonderful discovery may have been made. Our best cryptologists all speak unanimously. There is a secret code in the song "But Wait There Is More" by the artist named Two Headed Puppy. Two Headed Puppy might be the one designated to pass on this puzzle. He may be trying to convey the secret information through his music. The afforementioned song "But Wait There Is More" is constructed brilliantly. With a specific deciphering key it brings out a whole new meaning full of puzzling constructs and dubious idiosyncrasies ... and to do all of this through music. He must be a brilliant mind himself ... like Leonardo da Vinci himself ... or Leonardo Pisano Fibonacci .. or ... Is he trying to tell us about a secret society? ... nevertheless .. henceforth ... notwithstanding .. " |
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| February 9, 2005 -
All Music All the Time Radio Station Interview (real radio excerpt) |
| .. "Hello and welcome to our radio program! Here we are with Two Headed Puppy, that musical genius for all times, but before we start let me tell you that this is the radio station that plays music all day, twentyfour hours every day of every month of every year. We are all about music with non stop sets without interruptions. We are your all music radio station. Here is what our listeners have to say" (pre-recorded): "It's grrrrreeeaat", "I love it because it's all music all the time", "When I am in my car it's great" ... "There you have it. Our station plays the best music continuously. Now a few words from our sponsors" ... (23 minutes later) ... We are back to the music station that plays music all day looong, no interruptions because you the listener asked for it. You wanted music all day .." ... (Two Headed Puppy interrupts the DJ) .. "hmmm, do you actually play any music on this station, ever?" .. (DJ laughs) .. "Ha ha ha, of course, 24 hours every day, we are the station for the listener .." ( the monologue continues and Two Headed Puppy leaves and wonders if "all talk" radio stations ever play any music ...) |
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| January 11, 2005 -
The Happy Employee Magazine |
| ... and here we are at Two Headed Puppy Enterprises chatting with random employees ... Employee #343 (names encoded to protect privacy) speaks: "Our environment encourages us to explore each other. We have a completely fluid personnel pool." Employee #2311 responds: "We want to sell products with a pedigree." ... giggles heard in the room (reference to Two Headed Puppy) ... Employee #2311 continues: "We are going global. We are focused on solutions, we're not just two headed." ... Employee #444 adds: "If we have the name Puppy in our company name, that does not mean that we don't love cats. You know what I mean?" .. and so the conversation went on into the night. At the end we all crashed together at one employee's pad, if you know what I mean ... wow... ok, getting back to the story ... This truly is a happy place with happy employees. There is no doubt that Two Headed Puppy Enterprises will make the 100 Most Blissful Employee Companies at our year end review ... :) |
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| October 27, 2004 -
"What is What" Weekly |
| ... and here we are with "Two Headed Puppy" chatting about life, his wonderfully successful music career and anything else that comes to mind .. Q: "So, do people ever get confused? Do they sometimes think that you are a two headed dog (2 headed dog), or perhaps another two headed creature?" ... A: "First of all, I am not a creature. Second of all, I am not a dog, not technically anyways. Third of all, I might belong to the dog family, but I am really a puppy - and a two headed one at that. Fourth of all, I suggest you read my autobiography because everyone that has read it, knows these facts." |
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| August 18, 2004 -
Olympic Nagazine |
| ... In the Beast Character Wars competition this morning at the Olympics, we saw a few marvelous matches. In the first match Two Headed Puppy narowly escaped an upset by outmaneuvering King Kong in the last few seconds of the game. Alien vs. Predator proved to be just as exciting. When everyone thought that the Predator was a sure winner, the Alien comes out of nowhere with a double-whammy and scores the lead ... This evening's final match was a match for all history: Two Headed Puppy vs. The Alien. Implementing that ever popular saying that "two heads are better than one", Two Headed Puppy used quick wit, all four eyes and great concentration to defeat the Alien At the medals ceremony all participants highlighted the intense competition and vowed to be back in four years at the next Olympic Games. |
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| August 11, 2004 -
"Where Have You Been Man?" Magazine |
| ... Where Have You Been Man? ... |
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| May 5, 2004 -
Cinco de Mayo Magazine |
| Reports have the Two Headed Puppy visiting the Amazon these days. Apparently he is collecting sound samples for his next project by swinging from different sized vines. They produce a whole spectrum of wonderful tones ... Two Headed Puppy!?! ... Please!!! Who thought of such a ridiculous name ... |
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| March 29, 2004 -
Sit at Home and Purchase on TV channel |
| ... item #453 ... "The Friendship Kit" ... The Friendship Kit contains items you will need to find that special friend and keep that friend your friend forever .... If you follow instructions carefully you will be able to make multiple friends. You will make new friends over and over again .... After applying The Friendship Kit you will never have to look for friends again ... The package includes Two Headed Puppy's fun and friendship friendly album "Band of Five Me's". Listen to the album over and over again with your friends. This is truly friend friendly music ... The Friendship Kit ... |
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| February 12, 2004 -
"This Just In" Magazine ... |
| ... this just in ... Mars Rover explorer mission vehicles may have found two objects on the red planet ... Both of these objects seem to be audio CDs. From what we can tell (here from earth) one object is Two Headed Puppy's first CD titled "Band of Five Me's" and the other object appears to be Two Headed Puppy's second CD titled "in somnia 1" ... those Martians sure have a good taste in music ... |
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| January 16, 2004 -
"New Year's Resolutions" Magazine |
| ... It sort of boggles our mind that people buy our magazine only in January of each year. That's where 98% of our sales occur. The other 2% are sales in February. An emergency meeting that is held every year in March sets forts a breakthrough plan, a winning strategy and puts our best people on the task. However, every year it's the same ... We've hired consultants and everything ... btw ... you can get a free one page 11x17 pdf calendar at Two Headed Puppy's web site ... |
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| December 2, 2003 -
"What's for sale?" magazine |
| ... If you like relaxing instrumental music then here is something you will definitely enjoy .. Two Headed Puppy has just released the album "in somnia 1". It is available for sale here ... Enjoy and chill out .... |
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| September 22, 2003 -
"East Coast West Coast Thaang" Zine |
| ... similar to altercations in the East Coast West Coast rap scene there has lately been a new turmoil brewing: "The East Coast West Coast Elevator Music Conflict". What started out as a mild confrontation in a Fargo,ND elevator has grown to a major issue. Luckily, there have been no shootings or injuries - only a few elevator alarms activated improperly ... Representatives from both coasts have decided to meet to try to resolve this issue ... to show support for a peaceful resolution, Two Headed Puppy will stage an "Elevator Peace Ride" sometime in October ... |
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| August 18, 2003 -
"May Help Lower Stress" magazine |
| "... Listening to Two Headed Puppy Music may help lower your stress level ... combined with a sensible eating program and exercise .. our magazine presents this most recent program. People are just starting to discover its many benefits. Listening to Two Headed Puppy songs over and over again may be the thing you have been looking for. Please consult your doctor before starting this or any other program." |
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| August 1, 2003 -
"May Help Lower Cholesterol" magazine |
| "... Listening to Two Headed Puppy Music may help lower your cholesterol ... combined with a sensible eating program and exercise .. our magazine presents this most recent program. People are just starting to discover its many benefits. Listening to Two Headed Puppy songs over and over again may be the thing you have been looking for. Please consult your doctor before starting this or any other program." |
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| July 31, 2003 -
"May Help You Lose Weight" magazine |
| "... Listening to Two Headed Puppy Music may help you lose weight ... combined with a sensible eating program and exercise .. our magazine presents this most recent diet program. People are just starting to discover its many benefits. Listening to Two Headed Puppy songs over and over again may be the thing you have been looking for. Please consult your doctor before starting this or any other diet." |
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